The Psycho Golden Shamrock
** Book 3 in Rick Shilling to the Rescue Series **
Rick and Lyra have a new client who demands they find the leprechaun linked to a psycho golden shamrock that is a time machine, or she'll kill them all. The team travels to Ireland in search of the end of the rainbow so they don't lose their lives.
Rick Shilling to the Rescue Story 3 -- NOVELLA LENGTH
Rick Shilling to the Rescue Series:
Book 1: Ginger, Spice, and everything Not Nice
Book 2: My Vampy Valentine
Book 3: The Psycho Golden Shamrock
Book 4: Invasion of the Alien Dust Bunnies
Book 5: No Zombies Invited
Book 1: Ginger, Spice, and everything Not Nice
Book 2: My Vampy Valentine
Book 3: The Psycho Golden Shamrock
Book 4: Invasion of the Alien Dust Bunnies
Book 5: No Zombies Invited
Details (E-book):
ISBN: 978-1-938350-26-9
Words: 26,708 (approximate)
Pages: 108 (approximate)
Published: March 15, 2015
ISBN: 978-1-938350-26-9
Words: 26,708 (approximate)
Pages: 108 (approximate)
Published: March 15, 2015
Excerpt
A beautiful blonde woman sauntered into Rick's home office with a sway to her step. Rick glanced up from his work, seeing Neville standing behind the dame. Her angled black wide-brimmed hat partially covered her short 1940s hairdo. She wore a black skirt with a white paisley design, accentuating her hips on her tiny frame. The matching blouse was more like a long-sleeved jacket, with frill of some sort around the plunging neckline. A tiny purse hung on her forearm, while her small black gloves rose to meet the handle of the clutch. Her makeup was flawless, from the red lipstick to the rouge and understated mascara.Overall, the woman looked as if she'd just stepped out of a 1940s catalogue. Since Rick had been studying fashion to get Lyra up with the times, he knew class when he saw it. And this lady overflowed with finesse from her fashionable hat to her pencil skirt.
Rick stood up and lowered his eyes down over the woman one more time, not quite sure he'd gotten enough input for his dreams that night. "May I help you?"
"You Rick Shilling?" She pulled on the fingers of each glove to remove then while he stared. It was mesmerizing to watch her undress, even if it was just her black gloves.
"Yes." He returned his gaze to her very blue eyes.
"I'd like to discuss a business transaction with you."
"Certainly." He pointed to the chair on the other side of the desk. "Have a seat."
The woman sat down and crossed her legs in the tight skirt, revealing only her shapely calf and the slit up the back of the material. She wore black slightly open-toed pumps, with about a two-inch square heel, and a strap on the ankle. Very stylish, but not in fashion for today. It made him wonder where she shopped...or when.
"Want me in on this?" Neville asked. He'd been standing in the background, also watching the woman dressed in black, but Rick had forgotten about him.
"Uh..." Rick glanced at Neville, but his eyes kept going back to the woman in black. "Sure." He might need someone else around so they'd remember what the lady said. His mind was that captivated by this woman.
Neville pulled a chair up right beside the woman and sat down.
Rick sat as well, and leaned up, crossing his arms on the desk. "What's the problem?"
The woman pulled a white dainty handkerchief from her purse and dabbed at her eyes. The handkerchief was monogrammed with the initials EMT. She had a medical background? Good, because he thought he was going to have a heart attack, just from watching her.
"It all started two weeks ago," she said, still dabbing her eyes. "I was married to Albert and things were going great. We were rich, with a pool in the backyard of our mansion, butlers, and even a limousine with a driver."
"You didn't live around here, do you?" No one in this area was that rich.
She glanced up at him. "No. We lived in South Africa, so Albert could be closer to his job. He was the CEO of a diamond mine there and we were very well off." She dabbed her eyes again, but her makeup stayed perfect.
Rick was taking mental notes for Lyra, since she was at her home, cleaning, yet again.
"Anyway," the woman said. "Two weeks ago, today, my uncle Oliver died and I went to Cincinnati for the funeral. My aunt Agnes gave me a small cigar box that Oliver wanted me to have. It was his one treasure in his life. Inside were things that Oliver and I'd used when I was a kid."
"You used things with your uncle?" Neville asked. "Why would you deal with your uncle?"
"Oh. Let me go back a bit. My name's Emily Tinkerton. I was born Emily Rochet, in Patterson, New Jersey."
Come to think of it, she did have a slight Jersey accent.
Emily continued. "My father was a member of the mob. When I was eight, my parents were both gunned down in cold blood inside our home. I was at school at the time. I rode the bus home and when I got there, I found them both dead with blood everywhere. I called the cops and they put me in a foster home until my Aunt Agnes and Uncle Oliver could drive from Ohio to New Jersey to get me. They adopted me and we were great friends. Uncle Oliver was a jeweler and had to make trips to South Africa for his job. I went with him one summer, right after my senior year in college. That's when I met Albert. We dated long distance for a year, and then we got married in Ohio. We moved to South Africa for his job, and I kept in touch with Aunt Agnes and Uncle Oliver. We were all friends, and they traveled to Africa many times, just to see Albert and me."
"No kids?" Rick asked.
Emily shook her head. "No. It wasn't to be. It wasn't that we didn't try, but for some reason, we had no children." She paused. "Anyway, I came alone to Uncle Oliver's funeral, because Albert was closing a huge deal for the mine. They'd just purchased more land and were expanding. He also was dealing with the mineworker's union, who wanted to negotiate more money. They treat their workers very well, unlike some of the mines, but they were only making triple U.S. minimum wage and they didn't think that was enough. They got greedy, so Albert had to deal with that and their contract. Thus, I flew back here alone. After the funeral, Aunt Agnes gave me the cigar box. I found my old jacks that Aunt Agnes and I used to play with, a key to a piggy bank that broke a long time ago, and ten bucks in silver dollars, along with many notes Uncle Oliver and I had written to each other. I laughed at most of it. But when I lifted all the notes, I found a little black pouch like you'd see for diamonds. I figured it must be something we'd saved years ago, as a dowry for my wedding or something. I opened it and this is what I found." She opened her purse and brought out the black pouch, and then laid it gingerly it on the desk as if it might explode or something. "Be careful when you handle it and don't wish for anything." She nodded. "Take it. I want it out of my life."
Rick didn't know what to think. But he reached over, grabbed the velvety bag, and dumped the contents on the desk. There, before him, was a piece of old parchment paper and a golden shamrock, about the size of a quarter.
"What's this?" He pointed at the shamrock.
She reached out and slapped his hand away. "Don't touch it with your hand!"
Rick backed off. "Why?"
"It's possessed," she whispered. "The thing has magical powers. It's psycho!"
Psycho? Weird. He wondered about her sanity and if she was the psycho one. "But it's only a piece of gold metal." It probably wasn't even real gold, but gold-plated steel. "How can a golden shamrock be psycho?"